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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via callmeromanticbutnothopeless)

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

(via potato-tots)

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

(via priqq)

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

(via pansycakeclifford)

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

(via lifeanddeath31)

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puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

(via lifeanddeath31)

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OMG THIS ^^

WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH  ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD

thank you science side of tumblr

[supernatural gif]

I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR

♥✞MASTURBATION TIPS✞♥

why does the link lead to that

(Source: shinji-tho, via lifeanddeath31)

  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"