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drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

(Source: drxcos, via your-good-but-im-crowley-420)

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via your-good-but-im-crowley-420)

dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

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dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

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shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

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dialupmodem:

lilcochina:

Skinny girls are praised literally everywhere
I don’t give a FUCK if ONE song says “Fuck those skinny bitches”

shut the fuck up

(via cradily)

myclubparadise:

I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intentions of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they goddam mean it.

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(Source: keeppthevibe, via tayylorrlouisee)